The amazing adventures Of Jean and Sayid (Prologue)

Jean knew Sayid since she was 12,
when he tore her clothes and laid her bare,
In an impromptu game
of truth or Dare.

Despite her racist parent's hatred,
of all things from his race.
Despite the lingering fears,
of her rapist's pimpled face.

Jean knew Sayid was the only man,
who got inside her head.
"I miss you everyday" said Sayid.
"You're really good in bed"

Jeans knows Sayid will understand,
why her friends call her 'Miss Woe'.
For if it's wanton fun you seek,
Sayid was the way to go.

A notice to optimmists

Check out the world around you.

Please tell me what you find so wonderful.

Tell me what you're celebrating. What miracles of the present do you see?

Tell me why there is so much shit in this world. Why is it that by pretending that nothing is wrong, that you're considered optimisstic.

Why is it that by choosing not to sugar coat and to close both eyes that one is considered a cynic, a skeptic. A "Person who does not believe in the omnipotence of God, thus distancing himself from HIM, and having no chance in hell (pun intended) of a place in heaven"

Will the REAL optimists please stand up.

Letter to God

Dear God,

I am a 23 year old singaporean, studying electrical engineering. But you already know that, being omnipotent and all. Must say I have been a huge fan of your "working in mysterious ways" methodology of granting miracles. I am also quite a fan of your followers. Some of them have pretty nice figures (by my Asian standards). Please grant me a small favour. The next time you send someone to convert me, let her have long flowing black hair and nicely shaped breasts. You should know 23 year olds like me have short attention spans. It's the new millenium and it's time you upgraded yourself. You're losing out to the evangelistic churches. (I am assuming evagelistic christians are satan's minions and not yours. But what would i know. Only mortal here. *wink*).

Anyway the main point of this letter is this. Katrina? You call that a disaster? Goodness. You can do better then that right? You're God for God's sake. The death toll was paltry. We humans do better than that without all the theatrics. Damage to economy? That's not your "master plan" right? Come on. Give us 2 weeks and we'll bounce straight back up. Boing. You gave us greed afterall. The next time you try to kill some of us, send a meteor. Send it quickly because the technology is catching up with you.

You're getting old BRO
Your faithful believer
TastyLaksa